(obviously a parody… Royal Bullshit Group Worldwide, Royal BS, some might say) This is a reference to comedian James Veitch, who responds to scam emails. If you need to access the real RBS website, find it here: https://www.rbs.co.uk
If you have received an email from us, it means that we are highly confident you are running an illegitimate business and our helpful agents will waste as much time chatting with you as you’d like!
Feel free to email us too… as much as you want! We’ll gladly respond! [email protected]
Our Helpful Team
Mrs. Brenda Williams & Mrs. Gloria Door – “The AI Educators” | Vice Presidents of Synergy and Business Development (this dynamic duo tends to do everything together, but they occasionally fight)
Mrs. Gloria Door – “The AI Educator” | Vice President of Synergy and Business Development (Gloria does occasionally venture outside of her comfort zone and does things without Brenda)
Mr. B. D.M. Wattsit – “The Syngergy Educator” | Vice Presidents of Synergy and Business Development (no one will ever know his first name or middle names… what could they be? he is also multiple people, apparently)
Dr. B. Bell, M.D. – “The Syngergy Doctor” | Doctor of Synergy and Business Development (some synergy a day keeps the doctor at bay!)
Dr. C. Copper, Ph.D. – “The Syngergy Director” | Director of Synergy and Business Development (“well, the boss isn’t always right, but he’s always the boss…”)
Mrs. Amelia Bend – “The Business Development Developer” | Developer of Synergy and Business Development (“our development pipeline must be developed”)
Mrs. Amelia Bell – “The Marketeering Educator” | Marketeer of Synergy and Business Development (“what is the art of the marketeer?”)